Reggie and Nigel see "The Entertainer"

Arriving at "Mater's All Night Trannies" Club,
perhaps one of the most popular after hours
joints in London pub district,
Reggie grandly tipped the cabbie a bob
and flipped another bob bribe at the doorman:
"There's another like it for a table
with a cockside view," he tells the impressed
overdressed flunky who leads them inside where all hell
is breaking loose, or as the Brits say,
"The laddies were smashing well."
Several patrons were on their feet cheering on
the sexy well developed trannie on stage who
was song singing, "Moma, You did me wrong." in a
Mae West imitation while slowly undressing.
"'Olly shit," Reggie, go, "Look at that cocker."
"I'm looking," Nigel say, "I see. She got
more meat 'anging than me."
"Well shit, shehe's an entertainer."